im nice right now
i, i feel good
if you have a drink
would you please put it in the air



[Chorus]
that party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
with my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again

[Verse One]
i wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip bankers club and drink miller lite
on thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup
lets get fucked up
im next on the table
who want what
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
dont even bounce, not in my house
better hope you make it
otherwise you naked

time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is

[Chorus]
that party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again

[Bridge Part]
man i love college
and i love drinkin
i love women
i love college

[Verse Two]
i cant tell you what i learned from school
but i could tell you a story or two
um yea of course i learned some rules
like dont pass out with your shoes on
and dont leave the house till the booze gone
and dont have sex if shes too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
hold the beer bong
nothing wrong with some fun
even if we did get a little just too drunk
[I Love College lyrics on http://lyricsmusicvideo.blogspot.com ]

time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is

[Chorus]
that party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again

[Bridge Part]
man i love college
and i love drinkin
i love women
i love college

now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can
and repeat after me

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN!
FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN!

DO SOMETHIN CRAZY!
DO SOMETHIN CRAZY!
DO SOMETHIN CRAZY!
DO SOMETHIN CRAZY!

KEG STAND! KEG STAND!
KEG STAND! KEG STAND!

yea
that party last night
man i love college
i love it
that party last night
alright everybody i gotta head back to class for a little bit

[Chorus In Background]

but after that
you know whats goin down
my house and 3 kegs
see you there
youre all invited
bring your friends
bring your mom

do i really have to graduate
or can i just stay here for the rest of my life

Read more: http://lyricsmusicvideo.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-love-college-lyrics-video-asher-roth.html#ixzz0P3nLvgDy

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus
egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins


any Tim Duncan, spur off the moment
let the whole world know I run shit
jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick
watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon' need it
Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take Kapowski
I'm a take Lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it, meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shiiit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but im still holding court ball up balla
Y'all take too long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who 'mi tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
O-M-G your the B-E EST
If you tryna have sex
I'm the best at it!!